Keith, I’ve been reading you for five years and this is the biggest laugh you ever gave me.
And I am a parent of a son. Here’s my story.
Take the boy (age 5) to the movie house to see Finding Nemo. Take him to the bathroom first.
Me: Do you need to go?
Him : No.
Me: Are you sure?
Him: Yes!!
Me: Okay, I’m going to pee.
I walk up to the urinal at the end and start my business. Son walks up and decides to take a really good, close look at what is going on. Before I can say anything about bathroom etiquette, my son says, in that clear, loud voice that only a five-year old has,
“GEE, DAD, YOU HAVE A BIG, LONG PENIS!)
My son and I leave the bathroom; one man gives me a silent golf clap.
I can’t help but wonder if this problem could have been prevented if your kid studied Gymkata?
Season 1, episode 4 of Bob’s Burgers. Entirely relevant.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sexy_Dance_Fighting
What a good daddy!
http://www.inquisitr.com/315554/german-dad-wears-skirts-to-support-dress-wearing-son/
Keith, I’ve been reading you for five years and this is the biggest laugh you ever gave me.
And I am a parent of a son. Here’s my story.
Take the boy (age 5) to the movie house to see Finding Nemo. Take him to the bathroom first.
Me: Do you need to go?
Him : No.
Me: Are you sure?
Him: Yes!!
Me: Okay, I’m going to pee.
I walk up to the urinal at the end and start my business. Son walks up and decides to take a really good, close look at what is going on. Before I can say anything about bathroom etiquette, my son says, in that clear, loud voice that only a five-year old has,
“GEE, DAD, YOU HAVE A BIG, LONG PENIS!)
My son and I leave the bathroom; one man gives me a silent golf clap.
@ Hairhead HA! Excellent!