Not sure if this will work – but it might be fun trying. Kava (the real stuff, not the tincture) and red-bull you can re-modulate your sleep cycles to whatever you want. I’ve been experimenting with it for years. I can work all night or switch to a day-work cycle with no problems (thus far, and I can’t do coffee anymore too much caffeine – red bull actually has less than a cup of coffee thank god).
I remember . . . our son was seven months old and already standing up in his crib at the foot of the bed . . . We learned to sleep with the covers over our heads . . . I would hear him stand on the mattress and begin to bounce. . . . and I would whisper to my wife (in the quietest whisper possible), ” Don’t make a make a sound . . . don’t move . . . if we pretend we’re asleep long enough he might go back to sleep himself . . . and then us, too.”
I would get up and look down at my ten-pound bundle of joy through the throbbing veins in my eyeballs and wonder at how something lighter than our cat could so completely destroy two adult human beings.
Now . . . oh joy . . . he is fourteen . . .. and lustfully looking forward to his first girlfriend . . . no . . . it never stops . . . God . . .
As a parent of three whose progeny have reached their majority, to parents of newborns everywhere, I say;…”AAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA…(inhale)…HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!111!!!111!1!1!oneoneone!!!1!1!1!!!!!!!!!
Not sure if this will work – but it might be fun trying. Kava (the real stuff, not the tincture) and red-bull you can re-modulate your sleep cycles to whatever you want. I’ve been experimenting with it for years. I can work all night or switch to a day-work cycle with no problems (thus far, and I can’t do coffee anymore too much caffeine – red bull actually has less than a cup of coffee thank god).
Awwww…honey :(
I remember . . . our son was seven months old and already standing up in his crib at the foot of the bed . . . We learned to sleep with the covers over our heads . . . I would hear him stand on the mattress and begin to bounce. . . . and I would whisper to my wife (in the quietest whisper possible), ” Don’t make a make a sound . . . don’t move . . . if we pretend we’re asleep long enough he might go back to sleep himself . . . and then us, too.”
I would get up and look down at my ten-pound bundle of joy through the throbbing veins in my eyeballs and wonder at how something lighter than our cat could so completely destroy two adult human beings.
Now . . . oh joy . . . he is fourteen . . .. and lustfully looking forward to his first girlfriend . . . no . . . it never stops . . . God . . .
Feeling the pain as I nanny a nearly-four-month-old who only sleeps 45 mins at a time….
As a parent of three whose progeny have reached their majority, to parents of newborns everywhere, I say;…”AAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA…(inhale)…HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!111!!!111!1!1!oneoneone!!!1!1!1!!!!!!!!!