The whole Dick Cheney and his heart problems is just a red herring. Here’s how it works:
Person 1: Dick Cheney is attempting to lead his army of the undead to take over the world! We must prepare for battle!
Person 2: Dick Cheney can’t be undead. He has had heart trouble and just got a heart transplant. You can’t have a heart and be the leader of the undead.
Person 1: You’re right. I guess we can let down our guard and not be prepared to defend our way of life against Cheney’s zombie hordes.
The whole Dick Cheney and his heart problems is just a red herring. Here’s how it works:
Person 1: Dick Cheney is attempting to lead his army of the undead to take over the world! We must prepare for battle!
Person 2: Dick Cheney can’t be undead. He has had heart trouble and just got a heart transplant. You can’t have a heart and be the leader of the undead.
Person 1: You’re right. I guess we can let down our guard and not be prepared to defend our way of life against Cheney’s zombie hordes.
Ha!
It was an implant, not a transplant!
I like John Stewarts’ headline : Heart sentenced to imprisonment in Dick Cheney’s chest.