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A TALE OF TWO ELBOWS..

by keef on May 9, 2011 at 12:59 am
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*SPORTY SPICE

Don’t know how many sports fans are reading my strips, but this past weekend was one of the finest in years for the Boston sports fan.

A coupla Red Sox wins.  A Yankee loss.  Bruins swept the Flyers outta the NHL playoffs.  The Lakers got swept outta the NBA playoffs.  And Rajon Rondo and the Boston Celtics are making a series of it with the Heat.

There was a special joy in watching the Lakers debacle, seein’ as I’m a Bostonian in Los Angeles.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WC7xFDMXdZc

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3fBoKEyN4z4

The difference between the two is Rondo came back after medics popped his elbow back in and finished with a Celts win!  Bynum got tossed, booed and ridiculed.  Lakers lost by about 32.

*LETTERS/EMAILS OF THE WEEK..

March 24, 2011

Mr. Keith E. Knight, Esq.

Cartoon Stripper

Salutations:

Today a package arrived in our humble apartment in San Francisco. I’m sure
you remember the town. It completely passed me by who the package was from
and I paid it no regard. It was addressed to the wife and we have an
agreement that we do not open each other’s mail.

When she arrived home she saw the package and said, “Look at the
handwriting!” The enthusiasm surprised me, and despite my familiarity with
your work – having followed since before you had dreads – it took me a
moment to recognize the familiar swirl of the lowercase “e’s” – two of which
are present in our last name. But once I did, I had to smile. We own a few
of your books, but I had been unaware that the wife had ordered more – and a
calendar to boot. Very cool. Only the day previous I myself had received a
package from Shaenon Garrity. We are huge supporters of web-comics and comic
strip artists in general.

Alas, my smile turned to horror as I heard my wife give out a shriek.
Understand, I love my wife, but if she shrieks I need to check the glassware
in our house for cracks. It’s high-pitched, and it’s quite loud. It has a
tone that makes things vibrate. And when she noticed that you had signed one
of the books, complete with a “crack of keef” drawing, she shrieked quite
loudly.

Are you familiar with old Bill Cosby routines? In one of his famous early
comedy routines there is a line that takes about 6 minutes to build up in
context, from the comedy routine that introduced the world to Fat Albert. I
shall paraphrase with an emphasis on the situation I have described above. I
forgot I was behind her.

You see, she bought two books and a calendar. You signed each one of them,
and included a postcard inviting her to stop by when you’re in town for
Wondercon and your show at the Purple Onion. And she discovered each of
these things in short intervals, and each time I was within range of the
shriek. At the third one my teeth began to rattle.

You see, I had a new crown implanted just two weeks ago. And that “tooth”
vibrated. It was an unpleasant sensation to say the least. To say the most,
I need to see my dentist again to assess the damage. I’m not sure why, but
everything tastes like metal now.

So damn you Keef. Because you were so thoughtful and nice to my wife I need
dental work. Because of fits of laughter from my wife upon reading and
re-reading your collections of humor and the calendar I have had to sleep on
the couch because the bedroom, where she is reading right now as I type
this, is to damned loud from laughter. Damn you for being this good at what
you do. Damn you for being funny in multiple comic strips in multiple
formats. Damn you for respecting your fans. Damn you for putting in that
extra effort that makes you stand out, like your predecessors and influences
before you. Damn you for being one of those pieces of gold we discovered
when we first came to San Francisco all those years ago.

Once I’ve been to the dentist and know what this is going to cost me, you
will be receiving my bill. I know when you’re going to be in town.

With warmest regards,

C.

Gentleman Musician

San Francisco

P.S. The wife reminds me that we have insurance and to not be a dick. Point
conceded. Instead, I’ll pick up the one book of yours we haven’t bought yet
– and do it at Wondercon. She’ll want you to sign it. Then you can
experience the shriek yourself. You have been warned. – C

Dear Mr. Knight,
It was a pleasure, as always, to see you at WonderCon this year.  Still not sure how much of an impression was made on my son Joseph – although I did point out to him, as you were drawing in our copy, that this was the actual man who had drawn all the cartoons in the book.

One curious note – his older brother Dinzel (the one who is now 5’10” and 190 pounds) was somewhat distressed that I’d gotten his brother a copy of “Chivalry Ain’t Dead”.  When pressed, he finally admitted that he thought  your cartoons were fine for mature, wordly fouteen-year-olds like himself, but perhaps a bit on the inappropriate side for innocent young ten-year-olds like Joseph.

I managed not to laugh out loud, as I know he finds that off-putting.  Eventually managed to assure him that these were Mr. Knight’s family-friendly, newspaper strips.  He was mollified by this.

Sincerely yours,

R.

Hello Keith!

I’m a regular reader of your comic strip, The Knight Life. I was looking for an email address and I stumbled upon this one. I’m just writing to let you know that my favorite comic strips are the ones called “Life’s Little Victories.” They definitely make me appreciate life a lot more. Most of your comic strips make me laugh like crazy. I think your art work is awesome!

Thanks for making me laugh.

V.

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└ Tags: andrew bynum, boston celtics, Boston sports, emails of the week, letters of the week, Los Angeles, los angeles lakers, rajon rondo, sports
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NEW (TH)INK BOOK ON SALE/SAN FRANCISCO WRAP-UP

by keef on April 20, 2011 at 1:33 am
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*TOO SMALL TO FAIL: ANOTHER (TH)INK ANTHOLOGY!

It’s here!  It’s finally here!!  The 3rd collection of my single panel socio-political strip arrived belatedly, forcing me to apologize to the many who rolled up to my table at Wondercon, demanding a copy.  It’s now yours for the taking in the K Chronicles store, including the special Artist’s Edition!!

*SAN FRANCISCO WRAP-UP

Wondercon was quite spectacular, despite not having the new book in time.  It felt like San Diego on Saturday.  And continued being busy right through Sunday–Hopefully a sign of things to come.

The parties were quite spanky as well.  Last Gasp had an art opening /party at one of my old haunts, 111 Minna St. , on Friday eve. Three Doggie Diner heads greeted me at the door as I entered and found myself smack dab in the middle of SF Under ground art royalty!  I caught up with the likes of Charles Gatewood and Winston Smith..Paul Mavrides and Mats!?! Jon Longhi and Ron Turner..It was nice to catch up with everyone in one place.

Saturday night belonged to the Cartoon Art Museum..Where they had a fundraising party that featured Bloom County cartoonist Berkeley Breathed, in town to celebrate the release of his complete Bloom County collection, and to hobnob with folks checking out his cartoon art exhibit From Bloom County to Mars: the Imagination of Berkeley Breathed.

This was one of the best parties the C.A.M. has put on in years!  The exhibits were great, the food and drink was abundant and tasty, and Mr. Breathed had some juicy stuff to say about the horrific movie adaptation of his children’s book, Mars Needs Moms.

MAD genius Sergio Aragones was also in the house..Breathed and Sergio had never met, so it was cool to hang around for that.

Overall, a great weekend of parties…

Until Sunday evening.

*THE OFFICIAL EXPLANATION OF WHAT HAPPENED WITH THE PURPLE ONION..

As many of you may have read, I scheduled a slideshow performance at the legendary underground comedy space, the Purple Onion, for Sunday, April 4th at 7:30pm.

I rolled up to the venue around 6:30pm to find the place shuttered and locked.  I went next door to the restaurant owned by the same guy who owns the Purple Onion.

“Hey–Could you open up the Purple Onion?  We’re gonna be doing a show in about an hour…”

“There’s no show tonite..”

With those chilling words, it went all downhill from there.  I showed the owner the fliers I created for the event and that it had been booked weeks ago by Mike Capozzola, fellow cartoonist and co0median sharing the bill.

“No..That was last night..”

Suffice it to say, the Purple Onion didn’t happen.  I rounded up whoever showed up there relatively on time (including underground SF Filth purveyor Seth Maxwell Malice) and took them over to Specs (aka Adler’s Museum), bought them drinks, and had a very intimate night of comics and storytelling (I even explained what REALLY happened with them lovely folks at Salon.com!).

Profuse apologies to folks who did show up and didn’t see the note that said we were just up the street.  Especially dear friends Jen and Kovak.  I owe  SF another show..

Special thanks to City Lights Bookstore..they were willing to offer us their poetry room upstairs, but didn’t have a projector for my slide show.  I might bring my projector up and do it there next time.

*BAY AREA ANARCHIST BOOK FAIR..

I returned to SF the next week for an event I hadn’t done in a few years, the Bay Area Anarchist Book Fair.  It was nice to be back in the mix.  I caught up with V.Vale, the Rad Dad, NY role model and Peops purveyor Fly, and SF legend Diamond Dave Whitaker.

Saturday night, I read my comix at the 10th anniversary party of Writers with Drinks. Charlie Anders has managed to get all these amazing writers/poets/performers to be filler in between all her amazing all over the place introductions.

I read four pieces from I Left My Arse in SanFrancisco, with no visuals, and rocked the house!

I should’ve brought more books with me.

Anyhoo…Writers with Drinks rocked.  Check it out next month.  Excellent.

Sunday at the Book Fair was fairly mellow–but I had these amazing super hippie vegan apple turnovers that were to die for!

Overall–the trips to SF were good, despite the various krappe that happened.

I will say this: It was the first time I felt like SF was in my rearview window (*GASP*)!!

└ Tags: bay area anarchist book fair, purple onion, San Francisco, Wondercon, writers with drinks
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RETURN OF THE LOBSTA TRUCK!!

by keef on March 24, 2011 at 1:30 am
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Ooh la la!! Time to get mah lobsta roll on Thursday afternoon in front of NPR on Jefferson in Culver City.  The NPR building being a must have spot for L.A.’s best gourmet food trucks is reason enough for Congress to continue funding public radio.

Speaking of NPR, the always wonderful Carol Burnett was being interviewed about her new book , and callers inevitably brought up all the  times her T.V. show cast mates would crack her up. I cannot imagine anyone not cracking a smile at the clips below.  The main culprit is generally Tim Conway, but I always had a soft spot for Vicki Lawrence playin’ Mama.

Check out this outtake, where Tim Conway goes completely off script and makes up a coupla elephant stories:

The windmill line in this kills me:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_6PSknTDIpc&feature=related

└ Tags: carol burnett show, comedy, lobsta truck, lobster rolls, NPR
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NEW (TH)INK BOOK COVER!!

by keef on March 17, 2011 at 11:48 pm
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Here’s the swanky new (th)ink book cover:

the cover of the new (th)ink compilation "Too Small To Fail"


└ Tags: (Th)ink, cover, new book, title, too small to fail
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NEXT…BIG…THING.

by keef on March 11, 2011 at 10:22 pm
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Before the usual insipid post, I’d like to send positive vibes to my Japanese brothers and sisters–I hope many miracles transpire over the next few days, cuz that earthquake/tsunami footage looked like 9/11, Katrina, and a big monster movie  rolled into one. May the Force be with you.

*The next big thing I’ll be doing is San Francisco’s Wondercon, starting April Fools day (Fri-Sun Apr 1-3).  I’ll have the whole family in tow, and I hope to have my brand new (th)ink collection 2 Small 2 Fail.

There’s been a bit of lag time between (th)ink books, so I was able to cull the very best over a few years, and leave some (not all!) of the crap out!!

Be the first in your hood to procure the new (th)ink collection, by hitting up the sponsor page!!

AND SPEAKING OF NEXT BIG THINGS:

*TYLER THE CREATOR is the leader of a band of rogue L.A. rappers, big-makers and all around taste makers ODD FUTURE.  Tyler runs Los Angeles right now, and will soon rule the world.  He just turned 20 years old.

*KAMALA HARRIS is California’s new attorney general..and I predict she will be the first female president 0f these United States.  I met her a coupla weeks back at Dwayne McDuffie’s impromptu memorial at Golden Apple comics.  We talked politics (especially her come from behind win last November and the weird commercial her opponent thought would win over voters) and comics.  She was charming, sincere and generous with her time.  She’s got everything going for her that Obama has plus one better: she’s a woman!!  She’s going from attorney general, to California governor, to the presidency–you heard it here first (mebbe second, or 49th!)!!

Keep in mind she won by LESS THAN 1% !! So if you ever thought yer vote didn’t mean anything…

└ Tags: (Th)ink, book, hip-hop, kamala harris, music, odd future, rap, tyler the ceator, Wondercon
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