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*GETTING READY FOR THE UNIVERSITY OF FLORIDA..
Turns out John Kerry has cancelled his Town Hall type meeting that was scheduled at the same time as my slideshow. I just think he was afraid my world-famous slideshow was gonna take away too many of his people.

Anyway..The event’s taking place on Friday, March 23rd at 5:30pm in room 011 of Turlington Hall at the U. of F. in Gainesville. See you there!!

*EMAIL OF THE WEEK…

So, I was having a crappy day. It went from 73 degrees to 32 in 24 hours and my hubby forgot to close the windows. So, when I got up to get my oldest on the school bus at O’freakin dark thirty (cause, oh yes, did I mention daylight savings came early this year? Thanks Santa from hell Bush!) I nearly froze my best bits off. My youngest decided today that ice cream, nerds, cheese puffs, and lemonade form the four basic food groups. And to top it off, it is science fair week. This involved using goldfish to re-enact our own version of Guantanamo, this evening. So, I go to open my brand new, fresh copy of the FunnyTimes to relax, and guess what? A half page, in color, Life’s Little Victories! Hot Damn, my victory is staring me in my kisser (#4155). Thanks, Keef. And when the movie comes out, I think Mos Def should play you too!

Sincerely,
E.

P.S. when we finally stop paying off my Hubby’s student loan. I promise I will buy the original. Providing you haven’t become the darhhhling of the avant-garde set in NYC, die young, only to become auctioned off at Sotheby’s. Cheers!