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*GREETINGS FROM GERMANY!!

Well, not really…I got back already..and I feel bad that i wasn’t able to post from there..So just pretend I’m blogging from overseas…’kay?

*OH, IT’S GREAT TO BE BACK..
The flight(s) over were quite good. Surprisingly, it was with Delta. And they’ve gone Jetblue with some of their planes. On the flight from Oaktown to Hotlanta, they had little TeeVees in the back of the seats with cable. That means hours and hours of sitting right next to your spouse and not talking to them.

They also had music you could download. Slim pickin’s. But I made the best of it. Radio station K.E.E.F was on the air!! A part of the playing list:

*Jill Scott- “Golden”
*The Ramones -“Sheena is a Punk Rocker”
*Prince- “Baby I’m a Star”
*Gorillaz- “Clint Eastwood”
*Def Leppard- “Photograph”
*t.Monk and J. Coltrane- “Epistrophy”

*SADLY..ONE OF THE MOVIES THEY SHOWED ON THE WAY THERE AND THE WAY BACK WAS..
..X-Men 3…What a piece of crappe. I cursed myself for sitting through it once..Now
I’ve sit through it three times!! Augh…

*ONE OF THE THINGS I LOVE ABOUT GERMANY ARE THEIR PUBLIC TOILETS..
I know it’s weird. But the designs are either futuristic or downright funky. I swear! Tow that stand out were the toilets I went at Lake Constance and one I went in at a cafe/cinema in Tuebingen. The latter had a pipe coming down from the ceiling with a pane glass tilted away from you, leading to a hole in the wall. This was a sink to wash your hands in! Rock!!

*HORSES ASSES MAKE ME SNEEZE…
I did not know this until I was with a bunch of kiddies in a cart being pulled by two fatty horses in Uber-Lauda. I never had allergies until about two years ago.

*WE MUST ALL WORSHIP THE MINI-SCHWEINE HAXON..
Mini Schweine Haxon are little pig thighs. Little pig thighs that get barbequed and put near the check-out line in the supermarket. My wife’s weakness is 80% chocolate, mine is the mini-haxon.

*IN FACT..I HAD SO MUCH MEAT..
..that I’ll probably play it veggie-like for the next month or two. So much sausage..So much schinken (prosciutto-type stuff)..The only thing I couldn’t go near was the *shudder* BLOOD-SAUSAGE.

*THE SLIDESHOW IN TUEBINGEN..
..was good stuff!! The town is where the wifey went to school. It’s a great university town with a lotta history. The folks at the space were a sorta leftie political collective that do stuff every Tuesday in a space that’s been used for events like this since the seventies…(they just showed “Loose Change” on 9/11)..There was a small but enthusiastic crowd of about 20, who asked some neat questions. I sold all K Chronicles books and all but two Beginner’s Guides. Good stuff!!

*I AM THE ULTIMATE MUSHROOM HUNTER..
That’s all I’ll say..Comic coming soon..

*PNEUMONIA UPDATE..
Some symptoms stubbornly remain, but I was told this is normal. The worst is over. I lost some weight from it, but definitely gained it back in Germany… *burp*

*SEE YOU IN COLUMBUS…SUCKAS!!