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*WOW…I GOT THIS EMAIL ABOUT A MAN NAMED SCOOTER..

Hey Keith,

I’m E. whom met you in DC. Thought I would drop
you a line because I have lucked into a
cheap copy ofthe Scooter Libby novel “The Apprentice”
and tried to read it. It is the worst smut you can
imagine, in 4 particularly memorable pages it describes
a) forced sex between a grown man and a 12 year old,
b)sex between a woman and dogs,
c) an extraordinaryily unrealistic scene of a rape of a 10 yr
old girl by a bear (as in grizzly) in front of an
audience,
d) an elderly woman offering her pubic hairs
to a group o fmen for sport…and more.
Pretty gross stuff. So I thought of YOU! I thought
someone has gotto make fun of this crap. John Stewart
of the Daily Show has already, as have a lot of
other comedians. So, if you want a free copy of this
crappy book in near perfect condition (I could not
read past those 4 pages, yick!)let me know and it will
be in the mail to you ASAP. Or you can wait for them to
reissue this book but,believe me, you do not want to
pay for this s__t.

E.

(Good to know people think of ME when they read stuff like that-kk.)

*THE 2006 LIFE’S LITTLE VICTORIES CALENDAR IS AT THE PRINTERS…

I hope to have it posted over the next coupla of days..$12 each (ppd.)