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I just got a fresh supply of “Strange” in from the Top Shelf fellas. So all orders are being filled over the next coupla daze.

*S’FUNNY HOW FOLKS THOUGHT THIS WEEK’S K CHRONICLES WAS TRUE..
No, there aren’t real women giving birth in the front yard of a Bel Air mansion’s Christmas display. But thanks for asking. Wanna buy a bridge? Or name a star after somebody?

*LOOKING TO DONATE TO A GOOD CAUSE THIS HOLLA-DAY SEASON?
It’s a tax write-off! ! It makes ya fell good!! It’ll come back to you two-fold!!
-826la
-826Valencia
–Cartoon Art Museum
-Just Think Foundation
–Planned Parenthood
-ACLU
-Comic Book Legal Defense Fund

*OHMIGOSH!! SHOCK OF ALL SHOCKS!! LOOKIT ALL THE BASEBALL PLAYERS WHO’VE DONE STEROIDS!!
I remember coming home from San Francisco in ’91-’92, and seeing a few of the fellas in my ‘hood who were a year or two younger than me and my buds. They’re bodies had ballooned to completely abnormal sizes of muscle. They had Popeye arms. Necks the size of elephant calves. It was insane.

So if those guys were on steroids that far back, YOU KNOW the pros were on ’em even earlier than that.

Kovak! I told you Clemens was on ‘roids years ago.