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Loading...*EMAILs OF THE WEEK FROM DAN (A YANKEE), A MIKE C (A CANUCK). (concerning the minutemen strip)..
Keef:
Good for you, bro; border security by vigilant patriots like you helps keep us all safe and secure.
Do you know what measures are being taken to rid us of the likes of Alex Trebek, Michael J. Fox, Neil Young, and [gasp!] Celine Dion who have snuck over the border thru legal loopholes and have converted large segments of our population to promote them, among many others of their ilk [or is that ‘elk?’]? What is being done to rid our country of these scum, many of whom are Frenchified?
BTW, altho racial profiling is forbidden if you’re PC, it wouldn’t hurt to be aware of particularly pale skin tones, if you know what I mean [wink, wink]. I mean, that Trebek tanned look has GOT to be phony!
[End of response to latest].
dan
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Mr. K
s’true
All we want is your women!
But don’t think we are coming down South because…
No health care! All those hand guns! And, I won’t even talk about all those right-wing Republicans – what’s up with that nut job Anne Coulter anyway? War, war, war, war, etc., etc., – don’t get me wrong we Canucks love to fight, as long as it is legit (do a little research on our real war record – come on, have you seen us play hockey?). Those craaaazzzy hard-core Christians (creationism – you’ve got to be shittin’ me).
But really, we Love ya. Just, what happened over the last 5 years? It’s like you guys started following Jim Jones or something. Really, put down the Kool-Aid and back away from the rhetoric!
Anyway, enough of that.
The folks up here in the North hope y’all come to your senses rather soon. The US has lots of great ideas and is a great partner when not indulging in half-baked religious ideology.
So, come on up and chill awhile. We’ve got great beer, great skiing, and a fairly tolerant way of life that welcomes all. Sit down and have an intervention with Pres. Bush and all his religious brethren – all of us up here think he needs a little attitude adjustment. Not that he is wrong about all things – I for one would love to see a much stronger Canadian Armed Forces (however, most of my fellow citizens only deem that a necessity in time of real conflict).
Keep up the great work while you can. I hear that they will soon deport your kind to Gitmo.
Love
Mike C.
Edmonton, Alberta (you want to talk about oil and cowboys brother, come up here to the Canadian West)
*JUST SPENT A FEW DAZE IN YOSEMITE..
..where it hailed two days in a row during our hikes!! one time we had to stop cuz it was coming down so hard that it hurt. we hid under some trees, and then the lightning came…
if you’re going to yosemite and don’t wanna camp, i recommend the yosemite bug hostel in midpines. it’s great. clean. cozy. they’ve got a great restaurant that brings in folks from all over..and they’ve got a cat and a dog running the place…
*GETTING A LOT OF RESPONSE…
from a strip i did called “how i survive as an independent artist”…so i’ve had web-meister bobby g post it in my FAQ section that gives advice to artists…
check it out.
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