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*SOMETIMES, I GET STUFF THAT MAKES ME SMILE..

A wealthy old lady decides to go on a photo safari in Africa, taking her
faithful pet dachshund along for company. One day the dachshund starts
chasing butterflies and before long he discovers that he is lost. Wandering
about, he notices a leopard heading rapidly in his direction with the
obvious intention of having lunch. The dachshund thinks, “Uh-oh, I’m in
deep trouble now!”

Noticing some bones on the ground close by, he immediately settles down to
chew on the bones with his back to the approaching cat. Just as the leopard
is about to leap, the dachshund exclaims loudly, “Boy, that was one
delicious leopard. I wonder if there are any more around here.”

Hearing this, the leopard halts his attack in mid-stride, a look of terror
comes over him, and he slinks away into the trees. “Whew,” says the
leopard. “That was close. That dachshund nearly had me.”

Meanwhile, a monkey who had been watching the whole scene from a nearby
tree, figures he can put this knowledge to good use and trade it for
protection from the leopard. So, off he goes. But the dachshund sees him
heading after the leopard with great speed, and figures that something must
be up.

The monkey soon catches up with the leopard, spills the beans and strikes a
deal for himself with the leopard. The leopard is furious at being made a
fool of and says, “Here monkey, hop on my back and see what’s going to
happen to that conniving canine.”

Now the dachshund sees the leopard coming with the monkey on his back and
thinks, “What am I going to do now?” But instead of running, the dog sits
down with his back to his attackers, pretending he hasn’t seen them yet
and, just when they get close enough to hear, the dachshund says “Where’s
that damn monkey? I sent him off half an hour ago to bring me another
leopard!”

MORAL: SOMETIMES BULLSHIT AND BRILLIANCE ARE THE SAME THING.